So, this week

...I was at a receiving. If you are unfamiliar with a receiving, its an event held at a funeral home where the family of the dearly departed (or is that future zombie) receive friends who have come to pay their last respects. Sometimes its an open casket thing and sometimes not.


Why am I talking about attending such a sad event (especially when I was on the family side of the event)? Well, while I was there I took the little kids to another room to play some and burn off a little energy. One of the kids noticed a set of stairs leading to the 2nd level of the funeral home. Since most funeral homes I have been too have been 1 story, I found this odd too. Well, one of the employees at the funeral home let us know that the upstairs is where the owners live.

WHAT?! You mean someone actual chose to live above where the dead lie. And the dead aren't even covered by the earth? They can just crawl out of their casket? Creepy. Seriously, creepy.

Suffering from the heebie jeebies,
The Wife