I was watching TV the other day (The Zombie Diary if you're curious). And I started thinking, man its got to be terrible to be hospital personnel during a zombie outbreak. 
I mean you would be at the epic center of the outbreak. Hundreds of zombies showing up to feast on your delicious looking brain. So, I started thinking what other jobs would it suck to have during a zombie outbreak. Below is my list (these are in no particular order)
(1) Doctors/nurses(2) Police officer
(3) Mortician
(4) Funeral Director
(5) Grave Digger
(6) EMS Worker
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Lessons learned while watching Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave:
ReplyDelete1. Popular kids like cheerleaders and football players tend to get zombiefied first
2. Also, party clowns
3. Never a good idea to run into a party naked and yell that some guy just stole all your clothes
4. Even though they know it and say it, zombie killers rarely just go for the headshot
5. There is a type of zombie where just the face and hands become undead. Starting with the neck, the rest of the body is normal looking.
6. Most commercials with stars from the 70s and 80s would be better if there was a sudden zombie attack in there. I'm looking at you Meredith Baxter.