Speak Like a Zombie?

I know some of you have read these articles and think I am never going to be a Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine. I can't take zombies out. I can't do the "double tap". Well, for those of you that have this problem, a reader alerted me to a book that may make your life easier.

How to Speak Zombie - A Guide for the Living
by Steve Mockus

The book "demonstrates how to blend in and avoid being eaten while carrying on with everyday activities like ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested mall. This essential guide features an electronic sound module that demonstrates proper zombie pronunciation ("RAHHHhh!"), helpful text that explores the customs and etiquette of the zombie world, and detailed illustrations that show the undead doing everything from pumping iron to dancing the night away. Deeply informative, this handbook also includes an all-purpose BRAINS button that can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise."

Personally, I don't know why you'd want to blend in with these monster. I plan to smash and bash any zombies in my path.

Wondering if the book makes a good distraction,

The Wife


Thanks to Susan for this neat find. Check out Chronicle Books for more info on this book.Remember this is not an endorsement and no compensation was given to The wife.