The top 5 places I don't want to be when the apocalypse occurrs

Top 5 Places I don’t want to be when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs

1. Work - Talk about a place I don't want to be during a disaster. Can there be anything more confusing than being stuck at work away from you loved ones and weapons than being at work? For me, I work in a sea of cubicles. This means that I cannot hold off a zombie apocalypse from my cube. And the location of my cubical puts it a relatively unsafe distance from the nearest emergency exit. Most the rooms in the building are not zombie defendable either. I do however, have a few items laying around my floor that would be good defensively.One on one I may be okay, but otherwise, work is a no go for me.

2. The daughter’s school - As you recall from my Scenario Sunday scenario, I am a softie when it comes to little kids. I don't want to be in a situation where I am going to have to defend tons of small children (because I won't be able to desert them). Not to mention if you are in a carpool lane, you are stuck unless you are at the front or end of the line.

3. The Mall/other large retailer - First, there are always tons of people around which means tons of people to become zombie-fied. The nearest exit can be hard to get through (you have to go around lots of set ups in the stores). And in some cases the nearest exit may be nowhere near your car. You could be on the opposite end of the mall from your car. Could you imagine trying to make your way through an entire mall of zombies? No thanks.



4. A parking Deck - Parking decks always freak me out. No matter how well constructed it is, they are always creaking or bouncing from the weight/movement of all those cars. Not to mention they are almost always dark and glummy even in the middle of the sunniest day. They have large wide open areas and few spots for cover. They have great corners for zombies to hide in and plenty of vehicles for them to hide under or near.




5. The park - The park could be easy peasy or a pain. If you are near the entrance, its a no brainer. But if you are mid way through a trail or you are at the play ground, what are you going to do? You have limited directions to go in to get away from the zombies. And if you walked to the park, there is no car you can get in to give yourself some protection. Heck, the infection could be heavier in the direction you need to go to get to your home.


Hope the apocalypse occurs while I am home,
The Wife