Thursday, October 1, 2009

Trick or Treat


It's the first day of October which means the odds of running into a zombie (or other unworldy ghouls) is much higher this month. The first thing that should be on your "to do" list this month is to determine how close the nearest graveyard is. If the dead were to rise, would they have a long walk to your home or is the distance a bit uncomfortably close? Sad to say, our distance is uncomfortably close. Not to mention there is a nice paved road leading them right to our home. The graveyard has not moved, but there used to be a forest between us and the undead's home. The forest seemed like a good barrier. I guess that's what the housing boom can do, remove useful barriers. Perhaps though, your graveyard has its own gate and is locked at night to help keep the dead in (or is that to keep the living out???). Again, the one near our home is not equiped with a gate. The more I write about what the graveyard closes does not have, the more I feel like we are saying "Come and Get It". Of course, this just points out the need to ensure our home is fortified against zombies. Since they have a convenient and close location in relation to our home, we have to make sure we are prepared now. Don't worry, if you find yourself in the same boat as we are, you will find more info on this website about further fortifying your home.

Stay vigilant,

The wife

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