What I Learned From: Return of the Living Dead

Another zombie movie I like because its so corny is Return of the Living Dead. And yeah, I learned a few things from that movie too.

Synopsis here.

Lesson 1 - If You Get an Unexpected Delivery, Get It to the Rightful Owner

Suddenly you have at least 1/2 a dozen barrels of something that was intended for the military. What do you do with it? If you find yourself in Return of the Living Dead, you store it in a separate room and leave it until you are ready to show it off to some new young guy. And if you are that crazy, don't smack the barrel to ensure its "safe". So my advice, make sure military deliveries go to the military least you unleash a zombifiying toxin.

Lesson 2 - Stay AWAY from Graveyards

Personally, I have never understood why anyone would want to hangout at a graveyard much less go there to kill time on a dark and spooky night. Maybe its my innate fear of zombies, but I don't want those things climbing out of their graves and devouring me! My suggestion, put as much distance between you and any graveyard. No point helping them out.

Lesson 3 - Don't Investigate Weird Stuff

The most important lesson of all - Never go investigate the creepy noise/shadow lurking in the corner. Need to know what it is? Why not stay where you are call out to see if you get a response then decide how to proceed. Or even grab something handy to defend yourself with, just in case.

Lesson 4 - Seclude the Potential Zombies

If someone around you becomes "ill" after exposure to mysterious gases, perhaps its best to seclude them somewhere (or you could take them to the hospital and leave them....). You know if someone becomes "ill" they will soon be looking for a lovely, fresh brain to eat. It won't be mine..hope you don't get "ill" near me.



Looking for a place to seclude the zombies,

The wife