Scenario Sundays - School - The breakdown

Last sunday, our scenario involved being at school when the zombie apocalypse occurred. So what did you think you would do?

Here's what I would do. Since the entrance and myself are at the front of the room, it gives me a little more room to work with. The kids, they are going to be terrified (depending on age, I envisoned elementary aged school children). My thought is grab the teachers chair as I would be near it since I am presenting (so I took the approach that I was discussing my zombie fighting career). Use the chair to push her back out that door and shut it. Lock it if possible. She's going to try and get in and there is a classroom of little scaried kids. Now you can either exit through the nearest window leaving the kids there to fend for themselves or protect them. At the local elementary school, the door to the hallway is solid, no glass. So I would not be worried about the teacher getting in. I would next call the school office (of course I have my cellphone) and try to find out what is going on. In the meantime, I would be looking out the windows for signs of other zombies and securing any other exterior doors. If someone (living, breathing person) answered, I would get them to assist in the teacher extraction while the kids were secured. Otherwise, it would be exit out the windows/rear door to the nearest vehicle large enough to house the kids. Of course, I don't know what I would do with a bus load of children. If it was only 1 crazied teacher, I hope the police would not think I was a kidnapper. So this one may not work out in my favor.

Hoping the apocalypse doesn't occur when kids are around,
The wife

PS - I hope this doesn't mean that the kid zombies will do me in....