Scenario Sundays - School

Alrighty, here is our 2nd scenario. let's see what you'd do:

You’re at the local school picking up your child/niece/nephew (or for those of you without kids, pretend you’re there to talk to a class about your awesome career as zombie fighter extraordinary). Suddenly you notice one of the teachers looks awfully pale and an arm is starting to detach from her body (ewww). She lunges right for you. What do you do?

Just a friendly reminder that you are welcome to leave your run down of the scenario in the Comments section.

Look for "school friendly" methods of defense,
The wife